SCIENCE IS A NOOB

Here are some facts, not theories, about life and perception.

Ok, at our greatest distance from the sun we are 93 million miles away.

There are 5,280 feet in a mile.

It is a known, proven, observed, absolute truth that the sun shrinks 5 feet every hour. That means it gets 2.5 feet farther away from us every hour. It has been doing this nonstop since it formed. It cant help but do this as it IS a big burning ball of gas.

(93,000,000 * 5,280) / (2.5 * 24 * 365) = 22421917.808219178082191780821918

So 22,421,917 years ago, the earth was INSIDE THE SUN!

We see how useless the 2 planets closer to the sun than us are, we can only survive due to our perfect distance from the sun. It is very safe to say that Earth itself, could not have formed inside the sun. DDDEERRR So, the earth can not be more than 22 million years old. And life could not have existed for many millions of years afterward.

I'm sorry, but carbon dating is incorrect. Evolution is incorrect. Anyone who says anything about the earth being 300 million years old, is incorrect. There's no way around it.

This is really not that surprising to me. Our zodiac signs are a full month behind because they were developed so long ago that our speed against the mass of the sun has thrown the ratio off. Go outside one night and look for the zodiac of that month, IT'S NOT THERE. Epic fail for science on so many levels. Hurray for Aaron Haun for throwing your conception of reality out of proportion. Well, putting it in check really.

THE EARTH CANNOT POSSIBLY BE MORE THAN 22 MILLION YEARS OLD, WE COULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED ON EARTH AS HUMANS OR FISH OR MONKEYS OR ASIANS FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 18 MILLION PLUS. SO YOU CAN SUCK IT DARWIN.