Why Do I Hate Apple? Seriously?

I keep having iTards aka Apple fanboys ask me why I hate Apple? I mean they don't get viruseses and their support is so helpful and friendly! What more could a man ask for!

This makes me hurl a little. You know their has always been an OS that doesn't get infected with gayness and offers limitless support. The difference is that they don't use it to dumb you down and take your money. It's called LINUX! and Apple wants to be them so bad they can't stand it! Why do you think they stole the look of Gnome? They sell over priced server hardware inappropriately called X-Servers. An X-Server is not a machine! It is a Linux server SOFTWARE solution that hands out X11 desktops to thin clients. Is that over your head? ITS BECAUSE YOU USE A MAC AND YOUR A NOOB!

Their new OS is "built on BSD". Let me tell you, I had the unpleasant task of helping with one of these "BSD" environments at work a few weeks ago, it's not even close. Just accept it Mac ppl, it's not Linux. It really isn't just get over it. And if it IS, then why use the idiot version? Why not just use the real deal? Cause you can't! Thats why. It's not hard, but you can't live without that little Apple button on your keyboard.

The thing about Apple is, THEY HAVE NEVER SOLD AND WILL NEVER SELL YOU ANYTHING THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED! Look around you. There are hundreds of other solutions to all of the things Apple offers. The difference between them and Apple is they don't have a HYPE button! Apple is a marketing group that just happens to sell technology. Their commercials are proof of that. They show the Microsoft guy there in a suit and tie like he's the corporate bully. There is no company on earth more corporate than Apple. The Mac guy is there looking like someone who hangs out at Starbucks listening to the White Stripes. He drove their in his Hybrid and doesn't support the fur industry. He's a hippy homosexual.

I love how they say "Mac was rated #1 in support over PC, how does that makes you feel" Well it shouldn't make you feel anything, because THERE IS NO COMPANY CALLED PC! You don't call Microsoft when Windows breaks! Why would you, they didn't sell you your computer, they DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING! They sold the OS to the company who sold you the computer. YOU CALL THEM FOR SUPPORT! Dell, HP, Acer, those are the people you call. They are not a collective group of companies who call themselves PC. So the statement made in that commercial is as suggestive as it is pathetic.

You pretty much have to pay for everything on a Mac. Apple no doubt makes their monthly quota on accessories alone. Those accessories aren't there to help you. They could have just made everything standard like the rest of the world, but they change stuff up all the time so they can sell you something different. Don't ever think Apple is offering you help, look at the App Store for the iphone, itunes, ianything at all will cost you! When it comes to genuine support, Apple isucks!

Mac ppl, quit wasting my time with your endless chatter. You are brainwashed. You use a Mac and you're proud of it! That's great, because as long as you're a Mac user, you will always be a consumer! You'll never be in control of your environment because Apple will keep dumbing you down. You'll never reach my level so at least I can take some joy out of knowing I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU! Not that I am great at all, but seriously I'm above you. You can not buy skill! and Apple is for people with more money that skill. Let me say that again in bold

APPLE IS FOR PEOPLE WITH MORE MONEY THAN SKILL

Stay away from me Apple ppl, we are not friends. You aren't using Linux. YOU WILL GET A VIRUS! I've been in a few IRC rooms lately spamming their latest Mac virus. They are not noobs or kiddie scriptors. They are the real deal and they aren't joking. They are preparing to let it loose. I CANT WAIT! to see the look on your face when it gets you. Take a photo and post it on here. When it's ready for launch, I'll be posting it here for everyone. Just doing my part.